Trending News: The Best Job In The World Is Being EmRata’s Official Butt Grabber
In today’s celebrity ecosystem, one in which it’s possible to be famous for being good looking (or even just being famous), social media is an essential tool for remaining relevant. It allows your fans, many of whom may only be your fans because of social media, to get a “behind the scenes” glimpse of what life’s like as a member of the glitteratti. Seeing how the other half lives, and whatnot, even if celebrity social media content is never not meticulously planned and curated. The urge to live vicariously is strong, and people like it.
All of that is to say that Emily Ratajkowski, some amalgamation of a model, actress and socialite, posted an intriguing video of someone grabbing her butt and leaving muddy handprints on it.
There’s something very viscerally appealing about the video, and not necessarily in a sexual way. She’s an attractive person, yes, and has what most would consider an attractive butt, but that’s not really it. Maybe it’s the jiggling flesh, or the way she awkwardly stumbles forward, but something about it has me watching the video on a loop without thinking “hell yeah this is hot luv too see good butts.”
Maybe it’s because we’re not used to seeing flesh move like that? Maybe butt grabbing isn’t something we actually see all that often? Is it the hand prints? It’s hard to say, and kind of a dumb thing to ponder, but then again “pondering dumb things about beautiful people” is a pretty concise answer to the question “why do people follow celebrities on social media?”
Thus ends this update on Emily Ratajkowski’s butt.
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Do any celebrities actually post genuine, unfiltered content to social media?
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The “j” in Emily’s last name is silent.