Trending News: Eminem Now Has A Beard (And The Internet Can’t Deal)
For years, one might have — very reasonably — speculated that Eminem can’t grow a beard. The guy’s 44-years-old, you’d think he’d have been caught by the paparazzi at least once with more than a five o’clock shadow.
But then, this photo hit the interwebs.
Eminem now has a beard ? pic.twitter.com/NpYDjNlcpb
— Rap Direct (@RapDirect_) June 23, 2017
WTF!? Eminem was pictured alongside Dr. Dre and industry bigwig Jimmy Iovine with a very dark beard.
Some super fan went out of their way to find that Em has been pictured with facial hair, but nothing like this.
— Marshall Mathers ♥ (@EMINEM_SlimTeam) February 8, 2014
Twitter was justifiably shocked by the rapper’s new look.
My face when I saw Eminem’s beard for the first time……??? pic.twitter.com/y7Ynhj4y2H
— ♡ Sнα∂у Scαя””тт ♡ (@angry_blonde313) June 23, 2017
Eminem with a beard is literally Justin Timberlake ?? We see you Marshall Mathers ?
?: Jeff Kravitz | Getty Images pic.twitter.com/jHyp0keRCb
— TheShadeRoom (@TheShadeRoom) June 23, 2017
Eminem has a beard. I’ve seen it all, ladies and gentleman. pic.twitter.com/Ruc8ttYn0e
— ? (@shadykinggg) June 23, 2017
The conspiracy theories have already started rolling in. This guy says Em prophesized his own bearded-ness (just like Tupac prophesized his own death).
— Mbs?? (@MannyBenny1) June 23, 2017
Just imagine how much more famous Eminem would have been if he had a beard. Girls would have wanted him, boys would have wanted to be him.
What a shame.
If you’ve always dreamed of growing a beard, well, now there’s certifiably hope.
Drop This Fact
Eminem failed the 9th grade three times until finally dropping out.