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Jon Hamm, the world’s most famous (and well-endowed) St. Louis Cardinals fan, was photographed coming out of a movie theater in New York City last week. He was, of course, wearing a Cardinals hat—a white one!—because, as I mentioned, he’s the world’s most famous Cards fan and he needs to represent. Hammbone was also with a woman: the very hilarious and lovely Jenny Slate, who’s appeared in (among other things) Parks and Recreation and Kroll Show.
Both Hamm and Slate are apparently single. Slate was dating Chris Evans until February, when they announced their split. (“Last year was a giant, big year for my heart,” she told New York magazine.) Hamm and his longtime girlfriend, the writer and actress Jennifer Westfeldt, broke up in 2015.
This year, Hamm and Slate—which sounds like a butcher shop in Brooklyn I’d hate but then actually visit and love and it would be the only thing I’d talk about for weeks—have posed for photographs at parties, not as a couple, just as two people who happen to be at a party and mug it up for the camera.
They’re also both in the movie Aardvark.
They’re both hilarious.
They both see movies—sometimes together.
Did I mention they’re both single?
They should probably date. The world needs a good love story right about now.