Trending News: How To Join Tinder’s Secret Version For Celebs, Models And VIPs
Long Story Short
Tinder has a version just for VIPs, but getting into it won’t be easy.
So you think you’re hot stuff, eh? Tinder photos on-point. Conversation starters always getting a response. Well, here’s a blow to your ego — you might be good at average old Tinder, but you’re not playing on the same playing field as pro athletes, millionaires, movie stars and models. There’s a whole different, exclusive, part of the app just for VIPs called Tinder ‘Select’ and you’ll likely never get to use it (sorry).
Sure, dating apps for VIPs already exist, EliteSingles comes to mind, but let’s be honest, they aren’t Tinder.
OK, so you really want to get in the exclusive club? I’ll tell you but you’ll probably wish I never did.
To get on Tinder ‘Select’ you’ll need to be rated very highly on the app’s way of rating its users called ‘Elo score.’
Wait, what!? Tinder rates and ranks its users. Is this some episode of Black Mirror or something?
Sadly, this dystopia is real. Tinder really does rank you using a number of secret criteria including your pictures, how much you’re right-swiped and more.
If it makes you feel any better, Tinder CEO Sean Rad told Fast Company that they’re not rating your level of attractiveness, but rather your “desirability.”
Not so confident about your Tinder game anymore? Well, there is another way to get onto Tinder ‘Select.’
If someone already in the elite version invites you, you’re in! Although, if you get invited, you can’t invite anyone else — don’t want to let the elites mingle too much with the plebs here, do we? Still, that’s a way in.
So you know what you have to do. Sneak into your nearest exclusive club. Get yourself a credit card that allows you into the airport lounge. Or, just say f*ck it ’cause there are plenty of hotties out there without some BS subjective ranking system.
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